Splat splat splat



by Svoles

40 Comments

  1. Resident-Witness3456

    Melting all over that MF TABLE 😤

  2. You’re seeing the ice cream murder scene of the crime right here!

  3. Dazzling_Wishbone892

    I love this shit. If some one would’ve played a oboe while they did this it would’ve really been a nice touch.

  4. SuchSmartMonkeys

    He drew the M then flipped the first cone upside down, I was like “huh, they’re trying for some kind of artful presentation I guess?” I fuckin lost it laughing when he just chucked the 2nd cone on the table and it rolled.

  5. xXx_MrAnthrope_xXx

    Yes, please, I will order the ‘last birthday party before my parents divorced.’

  6. Boring_Inflation1494

    I’m glad that I’m not rich enough to be able to go to Paris and eat something like this.

  7. Fizzbytch

    The dish is called “look what we can make stupid Americans pay for”

  8. No_Understanding_482

    It looks like some kind of summoning ceremony for demons

  9. Moonfallzzzzzz

    This is disgusting, the target are stupid people. I feel no empathy.

  10. Can somebody get a source on this place? I get the feeling this isn’t France

  11. GoreyGopnik

    “here you go, dumbfuck. remember, you paid for this.”

  12. Lost-Ad7652

    “here ya go, you can figure out the rest. That’ll be $83”.

  13. ScrlettDrling

    My problem is Ive watched waitresses wipe a table with a nasty rag out of a bucket. Then they wanna throw food all over the table.

  14. CaddyShsckles

    This is when I tell the waiter I am no longer interested in dessert so they can take it away as I’m not gonna pay for it.

  15. OutsideHandle7300

    Have been seeing a lot of these foods being dumped right on the table……. Have you seen how they clean tables in a restaurant?

  16. ILLWILL2RIVALS

    Naw this motherfucker better go get me some plates and take this dessert jizz off my table.. idk why but this makes me irrationally angry

  17. dandaman64

    I love when my waiter ragebaits me during dinner

  18. hyionimaru

    Could this restaurant be further up their own a$s?

  19. PsychicNinja_

    It’s just such a lazy cop out presentation of bullshit.

  20. starrfast

    Pretty sure there’s a reason why people are sleeping on this place.

  21. Pixel_Knight

    I just imagine the “chef” saying, “*Fuck you.*” in a derisive French accent every time they chuck something else onto the table. 

  22. ZuStorm93

    People who say these types of restaurants are for “the experience”, can you tell me what experience anyone is supposed to feel here? Cuz the kid looks to be experiencing regret, disappointment, and being played like a fool against his will…

    ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)

  23. Dogekaliber

    That restaurant has been watching way too much salt bae TikTok